Am I the only one feeling obviously in need of extensive therapy after reading some of those checklist?

That thing about GI diagnosis in children.... WTF?! Remembering little me at a certain age, playing outside doing things like climbing on trees, dressed in torn jeans and some shirt, my best friends being boys, loving my toy cars, choosing martial arts over ballet, all in all being what you'd call a tomboy. Heck, I nearly refused to attend my dad's wedding because I was supposed to wear a dress instead of my shredded jeans. But GI? Seriously, why can't people let children be children nowadays?!

I didn't dare read Zucker's paper after your reaction, it sounded too much like headache-inducing bullshit. But I do want a chocolate cookie now.