I always think it's rather disturbing that I learned more about sex from church than school. Well, it is in general difficult to beat the UU's at excellent sexual education (OWL - Our Whole Lives programme) but I would have liked to receive something at least closer to equal.

Instead I got, what I called it at school, "Health and heterosexuality class - heteronormativity in action."

...That was the only class I ever got a C in, by the way. Proves I'm just not cut out to be heterosexual.