See, I had the Newbie Teacher who had obviously come to teach gym, and left soon after my last health class with him. The other teacher, though, was a lesbian - not out to students, of course, but some students (coughmecough) had especially open ears for such things.
Our two health classes played a strange game of Jeopardy against each other. Given that I hadn't memorised the advantages and disadvantages of each contraceptive nor every single symptom of each sexual disease, I hid a book beneath my desk and read. Soon enough I heard, "The female equivalent of a penis that is the only anatomical part entirely for pleasure" (or something of that sort) and I had hit the button and called out "What is 'clitoris'?" before more people had finished listening. Ms. Swain looked at me with pride, if I recall. (And it's worth further note that my health class didn't actually teach us about the clitoris.)
One of my friends looked at me and questioned, "Kiwi, how did you even know that?" and I told her, very seriously, that a "lesbian had to know the clitoris."
I think lash_larue would be telling these kids to watch more South Park and listen very closely to Chef.
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See, I had the Newbie Teacher who had obviously come to teach gym, and left soon after my last health class with him. The other teacher, though, was a lesbian - not out to students, of course, but some students (coughmecough) had especially open ears for such things.
Our two health classes played a strange game of Jeopardy against each other. Given that I hadn't memorised the advantages and disadvantages of each contraceptive nor every single symptom of each sexual disease, I hid a book beneath my desk and read. Soon enough I heard, "The female equivalent of a penis that is the only anatomical part entirely for pleasure" (or something of that sort) and I had hit the button and called out "What is 'clitoris'?" before more people had finished listening. Ms. Swain looked at me with pride, if I recall. (And it's worth further note that my health class didn't actually teach us about the clitoris.)
One of my friends looked at me and questioned, "Kiwi, how did you even know that?" and I told her, very seriously, that a "lesbian had to know the clitoris."
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