"Pflegenotstand". Oh, the quickness of thought!

"Oh, heeey, I just realised! You know what? People have children in this country! There are people who are under the age of twenty. Hm. Fancy that. People are still having children. Who would have thought! Maybe someone ought to organise something so it's easier for those who do, whaddaya think? Children seem to be a good idea, all in all, yes, I can see it  - mothers, little babies, a proud father - yes, yes..."

That was a few years ago, when the government and the companies in Germany suddenly realised what was obvious to pretty much everybody else. Now, some people in Germany's companies actually have made one step further:

"Ohh, hey, there are not only young people in this country who need looking after, there are also OLD people! Funny how I never made the connection. What with all the talk about Germany's population getting old and all, mh!"

Proof of this cogitation can be found here.