Spoilers

I hate spoilers.
Well, I love spoilers.

I can NEVER resist them, and thus I sometimes trawl spoiler forums/communities, looking for titbits on sites which provide a healthy mixture of hilarious rumours and true bits of information. Ok, my fault, but I never expected to find anything remotely... true that's actually of tremendous importance. I never expect great big leaks.

Things like the scans .... No. A peak at the first page, or the first chapter, yes. Actually reading all of it... never. But of course, not everyone thinks like that.

There are evil people on LJ who use great, big, fucking blinking icons which list the characters who are going to die according to a suspiciously real-looking scan of the entire fucking book which has been floating around online. Max had warned me, I had forgotten to be careful, I saw it. To make matters even better, there are people who post a list of the characters who die with the fucking page numbers - in fucking reviews on fucking ff.net.

Awesome.

Can someone please tell me that those scans are fakes?

Please?