First line of the month meme

Not counting flocked entries and Memes:

• January: Seriously, years are shorter than they used to be in the old days.
• February: Happy birthday, Greg!
• March: Yesterday was the last day of my internship, and every teacher told me how well-prepared and how well-thought out my lessons and sequences were, and what a good teacher I am going to be.
• April: When does this ever stop?
• May: Hagenbeck's 100 this year.
• June: I may not be able to post any entry longer than three lines at the moment, but maybe I can post pictures?
• July: The Collar
• August: Crocky and I spent the HD release weekend in London rather spontaneously, for the HD release, and also as a little treat just for the two of us to celebrate.
• September : As kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies dráw fláme;
• October: I am such a good girl.
• November: Third-Person Limited Omniscient Narrator Blown Away By Surprise Ending
• December: I'm out job hunting again, writing scores of applications and offering myself up to the dark forces of the job market.