I have just tattooed myself.
Not because I am a DIY fanatic, not because my tattoo shop did not offer the nifty Dark Mark pattern I wanted, but because I tried to shove my cat from my desk and impaled my arm on my calligraphy pen.
Now I have a little cross on my lower arm and cannot wash the ink out because of the neat cross shape of the wound.
I am about to award myself the klutz award '05, can anyone compete?
Not because I am a DIY fanatic, not because my tattoo shop did not offer the nifty Dark Mark pattern I wanted, but because I tried to shove my cat from my desk and impaled my arm on my calligraphy pen.
Now I have a little cross on my lower arm and cannot wash the ink out because of the neat cross shape of the wound.
I am about to award myself the klutz award '05, can anyone compete?
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Date: Friday, August 5th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Friday, August 5th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Friday, August 5th, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Friday, August 5th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)Hmm, well there was the time I decided it would be fun to skip rope with the water hose, and ended up catching my ankle on it and falling onto my left knee. I mean for a split second, my left knee had all my weight on it as it slammed into the concrete.
I felt so stupid!
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Date: Friday, August 5th, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)Definitely runners-up, both of you. :)
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Date: Saturday, August 6th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)Ow! :o( Hope it's feeling/healing better and is looking a little less tattooie today!
Only truly klutzy things I can remember doing this year include locking myself out of the house while on the phone and falling all the way down the basement stairs... although I kept a tall glass of milk that was in my hand from spilling! ha! :o) (am quite proud of myself). Fallen on my butt in the snow a few times... oh the comedy!