Dear speakers of the German language...

[mothwing]

- especially lordhellebore, before you open the link below, please ensure that you have taken the following precautions: 

1. You are sitting firmly on a chair which would prevent you from falling in case you faint.
2. You have a plastic bag ready in case you feel the urge to vomit.
3. There are no sharp edges or hard objects on the surface of your desk or in close proximity to you which might inflict an injury, should you feel the sudden urge to bring your forehead in sharp contact the surface of your desk. 

Done? 

Here goes. Oh - WARNING: graphic sex, poisonous prose.

http://www.endless-rain.de/efic/viewstory.php?sid=1613 

I knew there were fanfics in German, I knew that there was slash in German, but but but ... well, I ought to have known, but... this is just... SOO bad! 

For those who do not speak German or do not bother to open the link - it is a non-magic AU one shot featuring Ron and Harry as gay stewards on bord of a plane, and to make things even better, it features Draco, who falls in love with Harry's butt at first sight and decides to ask him if he will join him in the toilet for an intimate tête-à-tête. Attracted by the Draco's beautiful behind, Harry complies and falls in love with Draco, but will this love have a future? 

Comments

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Hm. Troll? Please?

[lordhellebore]

I fear not, really. Sometimes, I think there's no hope for this world any more.

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Then I guess this is another example of the children who I will have to teach how to write - only to learn that in their opinion, they already can. *cringes*