"I smelled a snowman because I'm sexy and I do what I want and I think I need some serious help."

[mothwing]

Form a sentence from the following:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE!

Ok. Off to bed.

Comments

[moonystone.livejournal.com]

*lol* Snagging it :)

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

:)

[count-tygath.livejournal.com]

I danced with a snowman in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. - WTF?? :D

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Aaaaargh BiBo. Childhood nightmares.

[count-tygath.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, yeah, absolutely. :D

Hated him for some reason when I was a kid. Oscar the Grouch was cool, though. :)

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I loved Oscar, but Bibo, rare as episodes with him were (thank goodness!) made me want to strangle things, even though he is not nearly as annoying as Samson. I stopped having patience with Samson when I was around five, it was not nice when my brother hit the Sesame Street age just when the show was beginning to disappear from my evening programme for good. I was always rather fond of Finchen for some reason, though.

[count-tygath.livejournal.com]

Remember these, too? - Wasn't this one just adorable back then? :D

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Oh, I loved them. I always tried to make them out of Fimo myself, but it didn't work.

[count-tygath.livejournal.com]

Hehe, me, too... And same here. Didn't work too well. The limbs and the eyes always would come off.

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

Oh, before I forget: I listened to the CD you gave me a couple of days ago when I was panic attacking, and I found some of the music on it very relaxing!
Great in times of stress, thanks again. :)

[count-tygath.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, hun. I was really hoping you'd like it! :)

*hugs*

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

I do! Some of the songs are a bit depressing, though. Calming, but depressing. XD

[crocky-wock.livejournal.com]

I loved a fireman in a hole because I think I need some serious help.

[bronnyelsp.livejournal.com]

I ran over a science teacher in my car because that's how I roll because I'm AWESOME!

(But I can't drive...!)

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

That's probably why, seeing as you don't usually have any grudges against science teachers. :D

[bronnyelsp.livejournal.com]

No, pretty much all my science teachers were cool, except maybe for my Grade 11 Chemistry teacher, who was whatever. Not as cool as my English and music teachers, but cool. ;)

Also I was obviously up too late last night as I was not born in 1981 and the above should be...

I ran over my science teacher in your bathroom because that's just the way I roll because I'm AWESOME!

Which of course makes even more sense.

[mothwing.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say the same about my music teachers. I've had three before I could get rid of the subject. Two were human dragons. For two years, their classes were basically singing only, the marks being based on tests on the lyrics. It was dead boring and killed all my desire to ever have anything to do with the subject again, the third one was a gifted pianist, but kind and ineffective as a teacher ("Listen, Sascha, you have not once submitted your homework. You keep interrupting me in class, you always chat to your neighbours and disturb them, you have not once contributed something to the class discussion, you seem to lack a grasp of even the most basic concepts, and you keep downright refusing to do any work at all - if this continues, I will be forced, forced to give you a C+. This is my final warning!!"). I loved him to bits, though - he was also our choirmaster. I really envy Crocky's students, they'll have it a lot better.

Your second sentence is much better, of course. And very fitting, given that our bathroom is too small for two people not to knock into each other all the time. :D