Stalking Severus Snape

[mothwing]

I wrote this for Crocky years ago, while she was on her Highland trip with her Chapel Choir. It is a silly little thing, now, and, like so many fics of that time, an AU, but I love it, nonetheless. There are, sadly, a lot of minor mistakes in it, I hope you don't mind too much.

Title: Stalking Severus Snape - A story in 25 receipts and shopping lists.
Pairings: Minerva/Severus.
Author's Note: I would like to apologise for any errors concerning Morrison's products or their prices if they are being portrayed inaccurately by this. I found it very hard to find accurate prices for the items I needed for the late nineties, or even which products they offered back then.
Summary: The items in this file were all retrieved while supervising the convicted and evicted Death Eater and Half-Blood Severus Snape, who was sentenced to the destruction of his wand and exile from the Wizarding community. He is being covertly supervised until his next hearing to ensure he is no longer a threat. See excerpts below.


Stalking Severus Snape
A story in 25 receipts and shopping lists


Note by the auror in charge:
The items below were all retrieved while supervising the convicted and evicted Death Eater and Half-Blood Severus Snape, who was sentenced to the destruction of his wand and exile from the Wizarding community. He is being covertly supervised until his next hearing to ensure he is no longer a threat. Items listed in chronological order. Unless specifically noted ortherwise, all of the items were retrieved in Brawbank, Manchester, July 1998 – August 1999.



Prologue



Number of Item: #I
Date of Retrieval: 06.07.1998
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: next to waste bin.



Number of Item: #II
Date of Retrieval: 15.07.1998
Nature of Item: help wanted ad.
Place of Retrieval: next to waste bin.

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Number of Item: #01
Date of Retrieval: 25.07.1998
Nature of Item: shopping list.
Place of Retrieval: shopping trolley.



Number of Item: #02
Date of Retrieval: 25.07.1998
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.


Number of Item: #03
Date of Retrieval: 22.11.1998
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.



Number of Item: #04
Date of Retrieval: 08.01.1999
Nature of Item: shopping list.
Place of Retrieval: shopping trolley.



Number of Item: #05
Date of Retrieval: 08.01.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: shopping trolley.



Number of Item: #06
Date of Retrieval: 08.01.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.


Number of Item: #07
Date of Retrieval: 09.01.1999
Nature of Item: birthday card.
Place of Retrieval: next to waste bin.



Number of Item: #08
Date of Retrieval: 18.01.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: next to waste bin.



Number of Item: #09
Date of Retrieval: 01.05.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.



Number of Item: #10
Date of Retrieval: 25.07.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: waste bin.



Number of Item: #11
Date of Retrieval: 25.07.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.



Number of Item: #12
Date of Retrieval: 25.07.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.



Number of Item: #13
Date of Retrieval: 30.07.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.



Number of Item: #14
Date of Retrieval: 02.08.1999
Nature of Item: shopping list.
Place of Retrieval: door to supermarket.



Number of Item: #15
Date of Retrieval: 02.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: next to cashier desk.


Number of Item: #16
Date of Retrieval: 03.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.


Number of Item: #17
Date of Retrieval: 05.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.


Number of Item: #18
Date of Retrieval: 18.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: next to dustbins.


Number of Item: #19
Date of Retrieval: 13.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.


Number of Item: #20
Date of Retrieval: 15.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: cashier desk.


Number of Item: #21
Date of Retrieval: 15.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: CAMDEN. Next to the dustbins.


Number of Item: #22
Date of Retrieval: 16.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.



Number of Item: #23
Date of Retrieval: 18.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.



Number of Item: #24
Date of Retrieval: 19.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: corner shop.



Number of Item: #25
Date of Retrieval: 20.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: next to cashier desk.

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Epilogue



Number of Item: #III
Date of Retrieval: 18.08.1999
Nature of Item: ad posted on noticeboard in the supermarket.
Place of Retrieval: supermarket



Number of Item: #IV
Date of Retrieval: 25.08.1999
Nature of Item: receipt.
Place of Retrieval: donation.