I have just tattooed myself.
Not because I am a DIY fanatic, not because my tattoo shop did not offer the nifty Dark Mark pattern I wanted, but because I tried to shove my cat from my desk and impaled my arm on my calligraphy pen.
Now I have a little cross on my lower arm and cannot wash the ink out because of the neat cross shape of the wound.
I am about to award myself the klutz award '05, can anyone compete?
Not because I am a DIY fanatic, not because my tattoo shop did not offer the nifty Dark Mark pattern I wanted, but because I tried to shove my cat from my desk and impaled my arm on my calligraphy pen.
Now I have a little cross on my lower arm and cannot wash the ink out because of the neat cross shape of the wound.
I am about to award myself the klutz award '05, can anyone compete?