Apparently, I'm pregnant.
Or Crocky is. Or my brother is. Or his secret girlfriend is. Take your pick.
My mother just forwarded an e-mail she had received from a second-degree cousin who was told by her daughter that she was told by another second-degree cousin that my mother is going to be a grandma. Much humorous mind-racking ensued, and that none of us has been in contact with the source of this information just made this all the more mysterious.
Maybe they know things I don't know?
Or Crocky is. Or my brother is. Or his secret girlfriend is. Take your pick.
My mother just forwarded an e-mail she had received from a second-degree cousin who was told by her daughter that she was told by another second-degree cousin that my mother is going to be a grandma. Much humorous mind-racking ensued, and that none of us has been in contact with the source of this information just made this all the more mysterious.
Maybe they know things I don't know?
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Date: Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 12:13 pm (UTC)So far the most likely theories are that either,
a.) they saw my "engaged" status on SVZ (is there such a thing? Do I even have that status?) and deduced that since I am engaged I MUST BE PREGNANT.
b.) the person in question mixed me up with my second-degree cousin (er... the daughter of my mother's cousin. Yeah. Second-degree) who had a little daughter two years ago. Since the person in question is not really in contact with either of us, this might be the most likely solution to the pregnancy mystery.
Now my mother's receiving congratulations from all sorts of people who haven't surfaced in years. I suppose I should get going with finding appropriate baby names and a donor. o.O